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antigirl asked: i can mail you my semen, moisturise !
Hey, Tumblr! Someone literally just said they’d mail me their semen. I thought you should know. Now we all feel uncomfortable.
snapshot19 asked: i cant imagine ever being in a state where i miss having semen on my face ...ever .... or let someone do it for a first time
It’s been years since I’ve been with anyone.. you start to miss so many weird things.
Btw, did you know that semen is good for your skin? Rub it in :)
iwanttobyourknight asked: How come you're not having sex?
Because I’m picky. Lately I’ve been wishing I wasn’t, but whatever. My army of sex toys is growing and goin’ strong :D
lol
How exactly do you know whether or not someone else has noticed something? Shut up.
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Tumblr ruins my childhood on the daily.
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