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padisk asked: what kind of cigarette do you smoke?

Feb 25th

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mydarthside asked: Where are you? D: Are you dead yet?

Feb 24th

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Feb 14th

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“Really, if you’re a proper gown-up person in the 21st century and you’re an...”

– Dylan Moran, ‘Yeah Yeah’, 2011 (via cottonbutts)

Feb 12th

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“Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier...”

– Homer, The Illiad (via tauntyourtelescreen)

Feb 12th

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If You Never Change Your Mind, Why Have One?:... →

thepsychologicult: Depressive Realism is an interesting idea that argues people who are slightly depressed, have a more accurate view of the real world. Now, the word ‘slightly’ is important here. Depressive Realism is specifically applied to those on the border of depression; as in, not completely majorly…

Feb 11th

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Feb 10th

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cgjackso asked: Would you mind if I sketched you? You have such a cute/beautiful face and body that its kind of hard not to want to draw you

Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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appetiteforseduction asked: Romantic anal. Maybe it'll catch on.

Feb 8th

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FYI. I don’t actually feel that way. Romantic anal is more than possible. I just Jedi mind tricked someone into putting his D in my B cause he was afraid to. My butt scares people :(

Feb 8th

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Me: I'm sorry, but there is no way you can romantically fuck a butthole

Him: Challenge accepted!

Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 7th

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if my son is gay

son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG