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foryourexcitement asked: I know you do solo cam shows sometimes, but have you ever had sex on cam or done any with someone else?

I cammed with a lady friend once. It was awesome. Unfortunately, I can’t find any video of it. It probably won’t happen for a long time if ever. Bummer!

neonlit:

We kill all the caterpillars, then complain there are no butterflies. - John Marsden
Please don’t change source or remove caption :)

neonlit:

We kill all the caterpillars, then complain there are no butterflies. - John Marsden

Please don’t change source or remove caption :)

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Told my mom I was into women a couple of days ago.

She let me know she was accepting of it, but made sure to tell me she thought vaginas and dicks were gross.

I think she would have been equally horrified if I told her I were straight. She was like “genitals *gag noise* fucking gross”

Since she was pretty cool about it, though I saw a bit of horror and confusion in her eyes, I decided to tell her that I consider myself to be pansexual. Her reply was

"PANDASEXUAL?"

"No, no, mother… Pansexual. It means I love love and I don’t care what body it’s coming from. Man, woman, cis or trans. It’s about the love."

She was like “genitals *gag noise* fucking gross”


Ohh, mother.

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pretzelsandperfume:

I try not to rb porn but this is too dope

.sooo ill.

bro

So dope…

I NEVER reblog porn but um… this looks pretty awesome. Lol #SORRYNOTSORRY

Oh what the fuck I wanna do this

soo dangerous for vaginas

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casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

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simonefiasco:

100 AWESOME RAMEN RECIPES FOR STARVING COLLEGE STUDENTS… OR PEOPLE WHO JUST REALLY LIKE RAMEN.

here are a few ways to spice up your ramen-

Imperial Veggie Ramen includes scallions, bamboo shoots, green peppers, Shiitake mushrooms, kelp, and egg.

Spicy Ramen Explosion add cilantro, chili ramen, garlic powder and cayenne for a spicy snack.

Tex Mex ramen use ground beef, diced tomato, chopped onion and shredded cheese with your ramen.

Lime and Pepper Beef Noodles add lime juice, red pepper flakes and black pepper to beef ramen.

World Series Ramen make baseball-themed ramen with smoked sausage, sauerkraut, chopped onions and green peppers, and relish

click through for more recipes

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kurtc0pain:

oh my god

YES

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