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Concerning Hobbits- The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

OH HELLLLLL YEAH

One of the best parts about being a big fat homo is.. I know how to please a lady because I do to her what I want done to me

… which also makes me a wonderful oral sex teacher. If you know what you want and aren’t afraid to say it you should never have bad oral sex.

If you do it must mean you’re not doing something right as well. Just sayin’

Don’t just be a silent starfish, Ladies and Gents.

One of the best parts about being a big fat homo is.. I know how to please a lady because I do to her what I want done to me

… which also makes me a wonderful oral sex teacher. If you know what you want and aren’t afraid to say it you should never have bad oral sex.

If you do it must mean you’re not doing something right as well. Just sayin’

Don’t just be a silent starfish, Ladies and Gents.

If I could give myself oral sex I’d probably never talk to anyone ever again.

Right? I’m so damn sick of heteros. I just wish they wouldn’t be so open about that sort of lifestyle. It’s so shameful.

Right? I’m so damn sick of heteros. I just wish they wouldn’t be so open about that sort of lifestyle. It’s so shameful.

liammarkriding-deactivated20110 said: you absolutely gorgeous :)
i love the posts you submit
i have to have a daily dose of soya milk!

builds strong bones

HARHARHARHARHARHAR I’m so funny.

[but only to me :(]

Weezer - Simple Pages

Kick it on back, kick it on back, kick it on back to what you know Gimme some love, gimme some love, sugar on the hard rock radio

simwisesucks:

I am auctioning off stuff both for charity and so I can move house and get some furniture etc. Click the picture and check out my auctions there is only a few hours left on some of them. Already raised over £60 for the National Autistic Society so get bidding! 



This woman is incredible! Don’t take my word for it. See for yourself!

Also, check out that sweet ass auction.

simwisesucks:

I am auctioning off stuff both for charity and so I can move house and get some furniture etc. Click the picture and check out my auctions there is only a few hours left on some of them. Already raised over £60 for the National Autistic Society so get bidding! 

This woman is incredible! Don’t take my word for it. See for yourself!

Also, check out that sweet ass auction.

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:


wisdomosityandglacialosity:

take note people.

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Leggings are pants in my eyes.

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

wisdomosityandglacialosity:

take note people.

))))

Leggings are pants in my eyes.

Y SO HANDSOME?

Y SO HANDSOME?

peggybundy:


Nathan: I want to know everything there is to know about you. Simon: Like what?Nathan: Anything! Simon: I just bought the Battlestar Galactica DVD box set.




My kind of man.

peggybundy:

Nathan: I want to know everything there is to know about you.
Simon: Like what?
Nathan: Anything!
Simon: I just bought the Battlestar Galactica DVD box set.

My kind of man.

jimmorrisonshair:

Ticket to Ride - the Beatles

The Beatles get me through everything.

I just want to go home already.

The last 3 times I talked to the cops I literally yelled at them and told them they’d be seeing me again.

.. after telling them very illegal things I plan to do.

Like a boss.

[I’m not even kidding.]

The last 3 times I talked to the cops I literally yelled at them and told them they’d be seeing me again.

.. after telling them very illegal things I plan to do.

Like a boss.

[I’m not even kidding.]