My roommate helping me show off my tan. Please ignore the hideous border on the wall. It’s not my fault, OK?
No words to describe the love I have for these two.
2 AM July 23rd
I haven’t been this happy in a long time.
THIS IS LIKE MY WORD GUYSS
What they said ^
And I really like it as a name.
More ass for your dash. Pink from spanks or sitting down too long? The world may never know.
I did a great job that resulted in a purple butthole. I really like this gif. Plus, my earrings are pizza slices.
I’m pale again because I didn’t tan because I was playing Half-Life 2. Priorities.
I was going to crop out my strewn about laundry, but I wanted to show you all my window giraffe. OK?
His name is George Foreman Grill. Idky. My friend named him. Anyway..