-flat mate tries to hand me marijuana-
"Uno momento, por favor! I need to put these boobs on my blog."
This is SO AWESOME. A muslim woman protesting the burka. In some countries, muslim women are raped and beaten for showing even their noses and mouths. In some places, they get their hands chopped off for showing their wrists, or looking at a man.
Work it girllllllllllllllll.