"I grew up very much alone, and as far back as I recall I was frightened of anything sexual"



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Part-time nerd. Full-time panda.
Socially awkward alt-model with a cheeky disposition. An affinity for sneezing, pizza, lime beer, vinyl records, dark humor, Doctor Who, kitties, adventures and nonsensical conversation. Can't whistle. Plays violin. Hates one-armed hugs. A little bit eccentric. Somewhat neurotic. Very misanthropic.


I'm nobody's little weasel.


WARNING: This is a NSFW blog. I post nude photos/gifs, random rants and occasional marijuana related things.

committing soyacide
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Sorry about my face.

stretchin’ my face for fun wut

stretchin’ my face for fun

wut

Tinypic.com keeps bein’ a punkass and removing this photo.. so I’m uploading it here instead. Thanks for being Dirty McNasty, Tumblr <3

Tinypic.com keeps bein’ a punkass and removing this photo.. so I’m uploading it here instead. Thanks for being Dirty McNasty, Tumblr <3

I look so cool thanks to this awesome person.

POW POW! I SHOT YOU!

an old photo because I&#8217;m lazy ..but nipples! ^.^

an old photo because I’m lazy

..but nipples!

^.^

idk

idk

Hai! Sooo.. I decided to do a Tumblr giveaway thing!

Reblog or like this post for a chance to win my pearl necklace. Doing both increases your chances of course ;)

Pink freshwater pears from Russia 24 inches in length. It’s super pretty.

I’ll be choosing a winner on May 13th.

Boys can play too :) You can give the necklace to your mommy or a pretty lady.

Altering this post disqualifies you

The winner will also be receiving a mystery box of mysteriousness.

K bai ^.^

cat hostage

cat hostage

o hay

o hay

bewb prude/cake hog

bewb prude/cake hog

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a soyacide gif that never got enough love…..

I’m a kitty/panda in disguise.. problems?

I’m such a goon. I just can’t do it. It’s never gonna happen for me.

I think my butt is getting smaller. Ugh. I wanna be thick, but when I&#8217;m heavier I have even more of a baby face and I hate it.

I think my butt is getting smaller. Ugh.

I wanna be thick, but when I’m heavier I have even more of a baby face and I hate it.

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